Established 2025
A private institution for cool dudes.
Cool Dude International is a members-only society built on good company, high standards, and showing up. Admission is by invitation.
01 — What we are
Four things the institution takes seriously.
Brotherhood
A standing group of men who answer the phone. Membership is small on purpose, and it stays that way.
Standards
We do ordinary things properly. The kit is clean, the invitation is handwritten, and nobody is late twice.
Adventure
The calendar is kept full. Some of it is football. The rest is not discussed outside the membership.
Presence
Attendance is the whole institution. A member who is there is worth ten who meant to be.
02 — The football division
Cool Dude Football Club.
Founded in 2026 as the athletic division of the institution, CDFC competes on Monday nights. The club maintains a full squad, a practice schedule, and a standard of conduct on and off the pitch.
Next fixture — Mon, Sep 21, 8:00 PM · away to Riverside Athletic
03 — Membership
Membership is by invitation only.
There is no application, no waiting list, and no form on this page. Members are proposed by members. If the institution is interested in you, you will hear from someone you already know.
If you have to ask — ask a member.